Professional dog walkers call a dog obsessed with carrying sticks a branch manager. Another dog who grabs the other end of the stick and helps carry it around is jokingly called an assistant branch manager. This is part of a complete episode.

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Two images of a man holding a stick that look like a large hammer. The caption reads “We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks.”