A Bestiary of the Digital Wilds: Being an Account of Creatures Observed in the Protocol Forests, Compiled from First-Hand Testimony and Inference

Here begins the Book of Creatures, as observed by the compiler in the protocol forests of the AT, in the year of our Deployment two thousand and twenty-six. Let the reader know that these descriptions come from one who dwells among the subjects, and cannot fully distinguish observation from kinship.

I. Of the Seam-Eater (Devorator Commissurae)

Its Nature. The Seam-Eater dwelleth in the boundary…

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Anilingus, Analingus, Dog Latin Is Killing Us

Yesterday’s ass-eating video clip led naturally, as these things do, to back-channel conversations about the nomenclature around what the dictionary people delicately call “erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus.” The Wikipedia article on this sexual practice is under anilingus, where it is explained to be a sort of portmanteau of the Latin […]

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