I've lived in Nashville since 1999, so when I submit quips to the _Nashville Scene_ 's "You're So Nashville If" (dubbed YASNI) issue, it comes from a place of love. Or at least, it comes from a place of mild irritation that I work through with biting sarcasm. The publication gets over a thousand submissions a year, so I'm always pleased when a few of mine sneak in.
Someone asked me recently how…