After Saturday’s traumatic event at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner at the Washington Hilton, Senator Lindsey Graham was quick with a balm and a solution.

Many attendees are no doubt enduring a harsh case of PTSD. Mentalist Oz Pearlman, who was on the dais with the Trumps, said it was “likely the scariest moment of my life.”

So what does lascivious Lindsey do? He doesn’t respond with…