Here is what I think happened: at some point circa 2020, a cabal of game developers with very long fingernails and offputtingly white teeth got together in a backroom beneath a hideous effigy of a concerned ape, sacrificed a few 'doves', and declared in voices like slamming coffin lids that henceforth, _all_ the descendants of Stardew Valley and Harvest Moon shall be horror games. It's the only…