“Sam, you are so male!” Justin’s rating: Shakma Shakma Shakma with that deviant behavior! Justin’s review: Before now, I wasn’t fully aware that there was a spate of angry monkey movies in the late ’80s that included titles such as Link (1986), Monkey Shines (1988), and Primal Rage (1988). For a while there, I guess […]

“And raisins. They don’t eat raisins.” Justin’s rating: More raisins for the rest of us then. Justin’s review: Just when you think you’ve seen every creature feature that the ’90s had to throw at you, out of the brush slinks and slithers… Komodo! And my first thought was, that’s not a terrible idea. Komodo dragons are […]

“If you took the DNA from each and genetically spliced it into a breed of a dog, you would have a magnificent creature.” Justin’s rating: Woofing to the max! Justin’s review: Before the internet, you never quite knew what you were getting with a lot of movies at rental stores, especially the lesser-known ones. So […]

“I know you’re all pretty good divers, but this is different.” Drake’s rating: If you’re like me, sharks never get old Drake’s review: There’s a problem for every filmmaker who has taken it upon themselves to make a shark movie in the last 50 years, and I think we all know what it is. Here’s […]

“Let her continue to learn. The time is not yet right, that they should join with us.” Drake’s rating: It turns out that Mutant Mice don’t take “no” for an answer Drake’s review: In 1959, legendary cult filmmaker Russ Meyer decided that what was really missing from the motion picture experience was copious female nudity. […]

“Freeze book thief!” Justin’s rating: Just a footnote in movie history Justin’s review: Like The Amityville Horror, Universal’s Monsters (including their source material) have long fallen into the public domain, presenting a cheap way to cash in on a recognizable horror IP. But since anyone can do that, filmmakers have to come up with a […]

“I learned how to make a shiv. It turns out prison has arts and crafts time.” Drake’s rating: In defiance of Mutant Overlord and Mutant Mouse alike, I opt to watch a good movie Drake’s review: It’s been awhile since I’ve reviewed a Bigfoot movie. In fact, my one and only Mutant Review dealing with […]