Jedes Mal, wenn ich darüber nachdenke, ein Abenteuer mit anderen Regeln zu spielen, gehen die Puristen auf die Strasse und zünden Container und Autos an. «System matters!», skandieren sie. Nicht für mich, murmle…
The Silent Road leads from the city’s necropolis out into the hinterlands, a broken and erratic trail of cobblestones left …
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The Silent Road leads from the city’s necropolis out into the hinterlands, a broken and erratic trail of cobblestones left …
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Turn Undead’s verbal component is “Shitty Bullshit Skeletons”, a very mean cover of the classic Halloween song
Sure, wizards focus on the combat useful ones like “Power Word Kill” or “Power Word Pain”, but there’s also “Power Word Mascot Costume”, “Power Word Gay”, “Power Word Having A Nice Cup Of Tea”, “Power Word Bankrupt”, etc.
Cleric fucking a warforged, call that Deus Sex Machina
Warlock who actually sold their soul to Asmodeous to resolve their game group’s scheduling issues, and the whole eldritch blast stuff was more a helpful side effect
Independently, or the same three kobolds each time?
Unearthing the ancient arcane lore of the primordial wizards who strode the world at the dawn of time unlocks a new branch of magic that doesn’t do a single goddamn thing.
There’s a reason they’re the primordial wizards who strode the world at the dawn of time rather than the current wizards who are still striding the world as we speak, you know?
Make critical successes weirdly abstract.
On a natural 20 you don’t know any better practically, but what you did _was_ perfectly aligned with the ontological force of goodness, for what that’s worth.
The Scavengers’ Deep is a reminder of the amount of work that went into underground structures during the great war. …
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“Sadly, the enemy has far more men then us.”
“Don’t worry”
_Pulls out +3 hammer of forcefemming_
“I’m on it.”
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Would you dare to take a step into the treacherous jungle? Jungles of Farnassia is a tropical and setting-agnostic adventure module for characters of level 3-5, by Ed Chaurero. It provides 35 pages filled with exploration and storytelling, set on an island where nature itself is alive and warmly welcomes players into its secrets. Scenario […]
Rather then defeating the dragon in battle, you must defeat them in a philosophical debate regarding your moral right to slay dragons.
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Worldbuilding is hard. Ease the load by not doing it.
You are fighting perfectly spherical orcs in a vacuum. Who wins? You have 45 minutes, motivation is ignored for the sake of the exercise.
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Metivier Manor sits among the other grand estates along the city walls on the South Hill. The structure is almost …
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The age of supplements is over.
Every time you use a healing potion, make a d100 roll.
On a 1, you develop an allergy to healing potions and die.
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Another instalment of UA is out, a sequel to the last one – with more Villainous Options, this time for the Barbarian, Monk, and Warlock. Let’s see what we’re working with today. Barbarian – Path of Lament You use your regrets and sorrows to fuel your rage. An interesting idea, especially in terms of roleplaying […]
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And why he didn't stay on the design team for D&D 5e.
Dammit my lack of knowledge of nuclear physics has seriously hampered my ability to make a joke about this.
Someone who's better at science make this funny.
My favorite spell, by the way, is from the Book of Vile Darkness.
It’s called Were-Doom.
What it does it turn 1d4 random people into werewolves. You don’t get to choose the people. You don’t know who the people are. This doesn’t benefit you in any way, you might never even know if the spell worked or not. It’s just straight-up “I cast ruin four stranger’s day for absolutely no reason”.
It’s a…
This question was about Modun Halflings Charms and Talismans. Now I didn’t include those originally because of two factors: many of their Charms and Talismans only work in Dream and – to a far more limited extent – in Fables and because a lot of the rest are specific to particular Fables and only work […]