Living in Oblivion (1995) — The show must not go on

“The only place I’ve seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! ‘Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!'” Justin’s rating: CUT! Justin’s review: Huzzah! Another Hollywood video about making movies in Hollywood! I share your utter lack of enthusiasm for this topic, but let us extend a modicum of grace […]

Surf Nazis Must Die (1987) — This ain’t no Surf Ninjas, sadly

“Taste some of Mama’s home cookin’, Adolf!” Justin’s rating: All the slow-mo surfing footage in the world Justin’s review: I want to let you know that it’s with the most extreme of reluctance that I venture back into Troma Studios’ domain. This obnoxious outfit taught me what trashy exploitation was before I knew that there […]

Cruel Intentions (1999) — The anti-Clueless

“You’re just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with.” Justin’s rating: It’s a bittersweet sin-phony Justin’s review: If Clueless is at one end of the ’90s “rich teen” romcom spectrum, all full of giddy charm and bubbly fantasy, then Cruel Intentions has to sit right at the other end in the shadows […]

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