If you told me in seventh grade that the movie I just saw about street racers and hot chicks was going to span a franchise that would take me into my forties, I would have told you you were insane.

But now I sit here at 39, awaiting the eleventh Fast and Furious movie, which is set to come out after I turn 40.

This franchise has also earned $7 billion at the global box office and has become…