One day, in the not-so-distant future, we’ll be looking back at fashion trends from the '50s to the 2000s while snorting in laughter at our own questionable choices. But for now, let’s take a trip into the archives to see just how far we’ve come—and how many fashion "crimes" we committed along the way.

While some vintage looks are total goals, others… well, they leave a lot to be desired. It…