DETROIT — Punk financial dominatrix Sierra “Piss” Richardson nearly doubled her clientele in three days after pivoting to bullying area punks out... Continue reading this gem
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Fugazi will end their decades-long hiatus with the release of a new album of prank phone calls, sources close... Continue reading this gem
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local punk Troy Crouse expressed a sudden interest in trying pickleball after hearing the sport is incredibly loud and... Read more nonsense
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — A centipede dwelling in the bathroom of a local punk house has become its highest contributing member after stalking,... Read more nonsense
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VANCOUVER, Canada — A group of snack-loving punks chanted “Encore!” with vigorous intent after Costco sample lady Liu Mei finished handing out... Continue this tale
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HOUSTON — Residents of a local punk house have unconsciously participated in “No Mow May” for the past two years, doing their... Continue reading this gem
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LOS ANGELES — Paul Wallace, a 43-year-old punk from Boyle Heights, recently came to the sobering conclusion that he might be getting... Read more nonsense
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ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Entry to a hardcore show at a popular venue came to a standstill after the doorman announced he... Read the full masterpiece
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BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, N.Y. — Ramones drummer Marky Ramone announced an upcoming reunion show that will feature hologram versions of Joey Ramone, Johnny... Continue this tale
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PORTLAND, Ore. — The Black Hole House of Portland reportedly contains a microwave which needs to be preheated, according to concerned yet... Read more nonsense
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