The celebrity tabloid has been basking in the Schadenfreude of catching politicians asleep on the job.

It’s a tale as old as time: once fame is achieved, the newly famous must immediately release their own line of….something.

Beauty, skincare, clothing, hell, even chocolate bars (if you’re Mr. Beast.) It’s nothing new, but before they were CEOs of random product lines, celebrities could be found christening the openings of novelty restaurants in a way that is almost obsolete now. Scouring the…