I Wanna Be A Cowboy

_Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind?__Email the Funbag_ _. You can also read Drew over at_ SFGATE_, and_ buy Drew’s books_while_ you’re at it_. Today, we're talking chefs, noogies, hoodie storage, and more._

I’m back! YAYYY! And what a treat to have Dave McKenna host the Funbag last week in my stead. Let’s all give the man a round of applause, because…

What’s The Riskiest Thing You’ve Survived Eating?

_Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind?__Email the Funbag_ _. You can also read Drew over at_ SFGATE_, and_ buy Drew’s books_while_ you’re at it_. Today, guest host Dave McKenna is talking about cowboy hats, music, high-risk eating, and catch phrases._

What an honor this is! Other than initials I have nothing in common with Drew, the legendary Funbag…

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Help! I Can’t Stop Farting In My Personal Office!

_Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind?__Email the Funbag_ _. You can also read Drew over at_ SFGATE_, and_ buy Drew’s books_while_ you’re at it_. Today, we're talking universal knife subsidies, noogies, desert island concerts, good doggies, and more._

PROGRAMMING NOTE: I’m out next week on Spring Break. That’s right, baby. Me and my boys are heading…

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I Can’t Stop Reading Music History Books

_Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind?__Email the Funbag_ _. You can also read Drew over at_ _SFGATE_ _, and_ _buy Drew’s books_ _while_ _you’re at it_ _. Today, we're talking music books, living on the moon, the NCAAs, and more._

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! I’ll always remember when I called it St. Patty’s Day online and everyone yelled at me that it’s…

The Real Highlight Of The Super Bowl Was Josh McDaniels Eating Shit

_Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind?__Email the Funbag_ _. You can also read Drew over at_ _SFGATE_ _, and_ _buy Drew’s books_ _while_ _you’re at it_ _. Today, we're talking about halls of fame, Chuck Klosterman, taxes, how to lose your virginity at 50, and more._

Before I get to your emails, let’s address the Super Bowl. Yes, the game was boring.…

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