_Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind?__Email the Funbag_ _. You can also read Drew over at_ SFGATE_, and_ buy Drew’s books_while_ you’re at it_. Today, guest host Dave McKenna is talking about cowboy hats, music, high-risk eating, and catch phrases._

What an honor this is! Other than initials I have nothing in common with Drew, the legendary Funbag…