“Sam, you are so male!” Justin’s rating: Shakma Shakma Shakma with that deviant behavior! Justin’s review: Before now, I wasn’t fully aware that there was a spate of angry monkey movies in the late ’80s that included titles such as Link (1986), Monkey Shines (1988), and Primal Rage (1988). For a while there, I guess […]
“Judge Ito! Have some of my burrito!” Justin’s rating: 12 angry critics hated this movie Justin’s review: If you have strong feelings — positive or negative — about the infamous Pauly Shore movie era, you may be surprised how he quickly peaked and crashed in the span of just a few short years (1992-1996). Shore […]
“I risked my life, and you give me light beer?” Justin’s rating: All the cast and crew must’ve smelled swampy for a couple weeks after filming Justin’s review: I’m sure the legion of Animal House fans out there deeply wished that the esteemed National Lampoon organization bothered to construct a proper sequel to that prestigious […]
“The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever.” Justin’s rating: A foot fetish movie that not even Quentin will find sexy Justin’s review: I don’t have any major direct proof or anything, but I can’t help but think that 2002’s Punch-Drunk Love and Mr. Deeds were deliberate attempts to course-correct Adam Sandler’s film […]
“Drop that zero and get with the hero!” Justin’s rating: I mean, it’s no Ninja Rap… Justin’s review: When you’ve been reviewing cult movies as long as we have, there’s bound to be a few that you know you’ve watched and swear you’ve written up, yet they’ve slipped through the cracks somehow. Cool as Ice, […]
For our debut column in Revisited, a series devoted to looking back at cult classics, we’re kicking off with Savage Steve Holland’s famous 1985 surreal comedy, Better Off Dead! Looking back at Better Off Dead, how does it hold up today? Natalie: This is an underrated ’80s classic! As a dark comedy that honestly flew right […]
“Did she die, or did she just turn into a craft project?” Justin’s rating: The hobo going for the snacks instead of the maze is the smartest thing I’ve seen all day Justin’s review: Do you ever look at your life and feel as though you’ve never done anything of great significance? Do you wish […]
OpenAI is on an all-out mission to fix bugs in ChatGPT.
After looking at many bug reports over the last few years, I think this is a good moment for the community to step up and report everything we can clearly reproduce. Even the C-suite is getting involved.
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@gdb
please report any ChatGPT bugs in the thread below — team (and codex) working super hard to resolve…
“Days change, seasons change, people don’t change.” Justin’s rating: Limpy-ki-yay Justin’s review: The legendary Die Hard franchise deserved better than to go out on A Good Day to Die Hard. Bruce Willis deserved better. Heck, we deserved better. But there it is, Die Hard 5 stinking up the series like a dead rat floating in a […]
“Life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.” Justin’s rating: I am the King Nottie Justin’s review: I’ve known for years that I was going to have to review The Hottie and the Nottie so that I could rest knowing that the worst of my life was now in my rearview mirror. But I’ve been […]
“Die you green bag of snot!” Justin’s rating: I will never have a beard as majestic as Dan Haggerty — or a voice as sonorous Justin’s review: As all good zombie movies do, The Chilling begins with an educational text scroll extolling the virtues of cryogenic preservation of dead folks like Walt Disney. You must understand […]
When you’re a Mutant Reviewer, you dig through a lot of garbage to find cult gems! Today, we asked the team to share the worst movies we saw over this past year: Justin: Without a doubt, the answer to this is Foodfight. This was “bad” in every sense of the term, from atrocious animation design to […]
“Whatever happens, it’s not our fault!” Justin’s rating: I honestly had to sit here and ponder if I should make a new category for “workout videos” on this site. I decided against it. Justin’s review: We here are Mutant Reviewers are proud fans of legendary scream queen Linnea Quigley, a household name only if your […]
“This truck runs on zombies. No zombies? No truck.” Justin’s rating: This movie is not about sanitary blood practices, just warning you Justin’s review: What is it about Australia that brings out the apocalyptic themes in its movies? Maybe it’s because they’re already living on the edge with the environment filled with murderous fauna that […]
“I happen to know that in the future I will not have the slightest use for algebra, and I speak from experience.” Justin’s rating: Just for the record, there’s no way I’d ever want to go back to my high school unless I had a few thousand dollars to invest in AOL, Google, and Apple. […]
“Only a ninja can destroy a ninja.” Drake’s rating: Possibly the most Cannon movie in the history of ever Drake’s review: It was with some trepidation that I approached this review. Not because of the movie itself, of course, but because this is my 200th review for Mutant Reviewers and I wanted to review a […]
“You’re killin’ me, Smalls!” Justin’s rating: Guys, I don’t think that’s a real dog. I suspect it’s a prop. Justin’s review: You know what’s always a Fun Time? Whenever you blurt out in mixed company that you’ve never seen a beloved popular movie that “everyone” has seen. People gawp at you and exclaim how utterly […]
“I have no fear, I came for a transfusion of blood.” Justin’s rating: Dog bites man bites vamp Justin’s review: As we all well know, space vampires are a dire galactic threat that not enough people take seriously these days. Maybe when human civilization gets its act together, we can eradicate this problem and move […]
“The only place I’ve seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! ‘Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!'” Justin’s rating: CUT! Justin’s review: Huzzah! Another Hollywood video about making movies in Hollywood! I share your utter lack of enthusiasm for this topic, but let us extend a modicum of grace […]
“Taste some of Mama’s home cookin’, Adolf!” Justin’s rating: All the slow-mo surfing footage in the world Justin’s review: I want to let you know that it’s with the most extreme of reluctance that I venture back into Troma Studios’ domain. This obnoxious outfit taught me what trashy exploitation was before I knew that there […]
“You can’t make a deal with machines, Commander.” Justin’s rating: Player one has left the chat Justin’s review: One of the strangest and ugliest developments in ’90s video game technology was FMV — full motion video. Thanks to the leap in storage capacity on optical discs, game studios flirted with the idea of shooting real […]
“I wish I could switch places with her for just one day.” Justin’s rating: Remember guys, cooking makes you a sissy! Thanks, 1976! Justin’s review: That there are currently five movies and a musical based on the classic body swap tale of Freaky Friday speaks to the power of Mary Rodgers’ 1972 novel and its […]
“We are crashing! We we are crashing!” Justin’s rating: Brought to you by Chumbawumba! Justin’s review: Boy, I never in a million years thought we’d be sitting here in 2026 nostalgic not for a specific brand of comedy movie popular during a certain time period but comedy movies, period. I miss going to the theaters […]
“E.T. forgive Batman.” Justin’s rating: I am not embarrassed to tell you that I can sing this theme song verbatim and on key. Justin’s review: You know how we all do that thing where we try to describe what a movie is like by comparing it to a mash-up of other films? Well, I’ve got […]
“I’ll be there, around every corner in every empty room, as inevitable as your guilty conscience.” Justin’s rating: Not as fun as Bill and Ted’s Ghenkis Khan Justin’s review: One day I may actually write a book on the amazing spread of ’90s film genres. We were so spoiled for choice and didn’t realize it […]
“Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime!” Justin’s rating: Very bad. Not good. Not good. So sayeth the robot. Justin’s review: At this point, I don’t think I’m allowed to die, as my bucket list of “must see” movies demands at least the next 300 years of attention. Sometimes I feel like I’m […]
“Popeyes chicken is the shiznit!” Justin’s rating: I always remember this as the “Hitler-pineapple movie” Justin’s review: I think everyone has an Adam Sandler movie that they first hated — and I include Adam Sandler fans in that statement. And while his collection of ’90s comedies brought out some critics, it was his first film […]
“You and your warlords have already taken over one dimension. You eliminated half the people. You forced the rest into slavery.” Justin’s rating: There’s no CGI quite like low budget mid-90s CGI! Justin’s review: I love that Rutger Hauer went all-in on scifi B-movies in the ’90s. He brought a certain level of grizzled intensity […]
“Change your world.” Justin’s rating: Don’t ever mess with a guy who reads 100 books Justin’s review: As I plow through my middle age era, I find myself inwardly applauding the popularity and proliferation of “old man action movies.” You know, the ones where a has-been action star now in his 50s or 60s comes […]
Remember movie songs that would drive soundtrack sales and trigger fond memories of favorite flicks? The Mutants do, which is why we asked everyone to share some of their go-to movie songs! Josh: I had to give myself some criteria before I started otherwise this would have gotten way out of control. Music is actually […]