Hulk Hogan resurrected as pasta sauce zombie. Forced to atone for sins in life.

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“Brother, I cannot tell you how terrible it feels to be back.” A newly resurrected Hulk Hogan lamented in an interview, pasta sause dripping from his brow.

Last Sunday, local Italian ski shop owner Trent Dundleccino performed what he thought would be a pretty standard necromancy ritual. “I grew up with wrestling in the 80s and 90s, man.…

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The site outage made me right-wing. Please support my small business.

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I am selling all my dort to fund my new business idea. I’m going to open a restaurant where you’re served ribs by scantily clad mopeds.

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