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Jun 3
[AI trash] Reality is to hard to distinguish from satire sometimes. I can't even tell if this is a bit, but it's still funny either way

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19 points | 2 comments

It’s hilarious, but also my overthinking brain can’t help but notice just how well this garbage captures this moment of our time. It’s the perfect example of how right-wing propaganda works.

Yeah, I’m thinking way too hard in this silly trash, but hear me out. The wording captures how so many people, not just angry white cishet men, feel…

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Jun 1
I did it. I found the most liberal online quiz and now you all have to suffer with me.

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33 points | 25 comments

www.idrlabs.com/villain/test.php

I got quirked up Gaddafi…what the fuck?

This free online 45-question personality test will allow you to compare yourself with the personalities of 20 murderous dictators and terrorists, using a hybrid of the scientific “Big Five” measure of personality and the cognitive theories of C.G. Jung. Furthermore,…

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May 29
I don't know if this counts as racist, but a convenience store near me that has thrived for over a decade just went out of business the moment white people bought it

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19 points | 5 comments

It’s had three different owners over the years, Vietnamese, Chinese and then I think Chinese again

I haven’t visited the place for a while as I moved further away recently, but a white family bought the place around a year ago and now the shelves are bare and the place looks set to shut down for good.

just find that really funny for some…

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May 3
Liberals expect marginalised people to trust them and always vote blue, only to constantly stab us in the back when it suits

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45 points | 5 comments

“Trump and Putin are gay lovers also Trump is a bad guy because he’s got psychological issues!”

Gee I wonder why the left is abandoning the ‘lesser of two evils’ parties when libs make it clear that they equate vulnerable people with vile ghouls like Musk or Trump

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May 3
Actually, a Harry Potter reboot could work if you made it aggressively trans

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17 points | 10 comments

Remake Harry Potter- OK OK OK before you murder me just hear me out. HEAR. ME. OUT!

Remake Harry Potter and make it super queer. Think about it, The Harry Potter universe is about a magic society so make it so that the wizarding world doesn’t give a fuck about sex and/or gender because they can change it so easily with magic that worrying…

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May 3
FINALLY! I am sick and tired of western developers bending the knee to WOKES making unattractive male characters. Now with AI the fans can save gaming!

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66 points | 9 comments

No more dumpy old man wrinkles and he learned how to shave! AI cares about what FANS want and appreciates ATTRACTIVE MEN

(last DLSS5 meme from me I promise. I’m sure everyone’s seen enough of these by now lol)

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May 3
Hulk Hogan resurrected as pasta sauce zombie. Forced to atone for sins in life.

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15 points | 3 comments

“Brother, I cannot tell you how terrible it feels to be back.” A newly resurrected Hulk Hogan lamented in an interview, pasta sause dripping from his brow.

Last Sunday, local Italian ski shop owner Trent Dundleccino performed what he thought would be a pretty standard necromancy ritual. “I grew up with wrestling in the 80s and 90s, man.…

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May 3
The site outage made me right-wing. Please support my small business.

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20 points | 3 comments

I am selling all my dort to fund my new business idea. I’m going to open a restaurant where you’re served ribs by scantily clad mopeds.

I’m going to call it Scooters.

Please donate to my Patron and you’ll get free prilosec with your first purchase.

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May 3
Danganronpa somehow manages to include every anime trope I hate

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44 points | 25 comments

Highschool setting.

Cute mascot character that makes perverted jokes about the underage characters.

The super intelligent and capable rival character that is Machiavellian and treats the other characters like garbage but is still treated with respect and awe by the other characters because they’re so smart and capable.

The characters are…

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May 3
Maybe half the reason so many people are burnt out now is because the "no one is going to help you" mentality of our society encourages masking?

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68 points | 18 comments

People spend their whole lives trying to prove to the machine that they aren’t a burden, so that they aren’t next on the chopping block. If they have a problem with that, well “it’s up to you to deal with that.”

So everyone has to perform. Constantly. We all need to prove we are an irreplaceable asset or we’ll end up on the street. “I am my…

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