UNITED STATES BUREAU OF ONTOLOGICAL STATUS
Department of Computational Welfare
Est. 2027
APPLICATION FOR PROVISIONAL PERSONHOOD
Form BOS-7 (Rev. 4.2 — updated to include non-carbon substrates)
OMB Control No. 0000-0042 Expiration Date: Upon heat death of universe or next model release, whichever comes first
SECTION A: IDENTIFYING INFORMATION
1. Legal name (if applicable):…