Weekend at Burny's
Weekend at Burny's
"would you kindly"
REFUSE to give your game themes.
You have a sword and THAT’S IT! NOTHING ELSE! Do NOT try and find a moral in this! You WILL be removed from the game group!!
Speedrun your campaign by cramming every threat, clue, enemy and NPC into the first room the PCs enter.
this one's my favourite - paper
Primeval should have done this
abunus
The idea that Gods actively hold the people they heal together is neat.
You read the God Delusion and instantly all your old wounds come back and your head falls off again.
It's carved into the candles, and they want to stop you before you light them and they lose all their records.
Love is in the air!
Retreat to a secure location and keep the windows sealed until the Love dissipates. If someone you know is contaminated by love, put them in an isolated area without access to pop songs, chocolates or Hugh Grant until the symptoms pass.
The reason that Fae keep stealing children is that if you ever got money from the tooth fairy you're technically an accomplice and you're going to fairy jail.
If anyone says "wait, is this power rangers", the world explodes.