Cleric fucking a warforged, call that Deus Sex Machina
Warlock who actually sold their soul to Asmodeous to resolve their game group’s scheduling issues, and the whole eldritch blast stuff was more a helpful side effect
Hunter support team who go around making houses Haunted so the Hunters have something to do.
“vampire media should draw from bat behaviour more”
VtM character who regularly performs oral sex in exchange for food
Put all your skill points into Performance: Halfling
The IRS but they just snipe you when you send in your tax returns
I've run a game with basically this character, it was great
sounds like a @swordscomic character
You fall madly in love for 3.7 seconds before you bleed out and die.
bard who got famous in his teens and now only does weird songs called robert pattersong
I would argue the first fact is true, but I've never met a Dutch sailor
"it's a vow of poverty, definitely doing this on purpose"
When your patron is the GM
They've got the disco fever! Or zombie virus, as less funktastic people insist on calling it.
Joseph Campbell hates your guts.