*as my bones twist and crack and the accursed transformation commences* dammit moonmoon
The seven seals are open, the seven trumpets are blown and the angels of the abyss have come to put your shit right back inside.
-Pencil
Me, shaking my head at the collapsed mine: "Dammit. Skill issue."
WotC would like to know your location
this used to be the case, but with cuts on "less employable" subjects you're lucky to find somewhere that offers magic at a-level outside of specialist colleges
Unearthing the ancient arcane lore of the primordial wizards who strode the world at the dawn of time unlocks a new branch of magic that doesn’t do a single goddamn thing.
There’s a reason they’re the primordial wizards who strode the world at the dawn of time rather than the current wizards who are still striding the world as we speak, you know?
Foraging rules apply in dungeons too, don’t kill more than half of the wandering monsters or the ecosystem will collapse
Why the Raven Queen? Ravens are notably alive.
Make the Goddess of Death really fit the job description by making her the Dodo Queen.
This is true IRL! Prove me wrong!
-Pencil
The Sea has learnt to Hate
The IRS but they just snipe you when you send in your tax returns
Fascinated by this being an RPG idea
Who wants to do my campaign of shoving horny aliens in different boxes to see if they spontaneously transition?
would go ngl - paper (pencil please don't judge me)
No, seriously, hear me out.
The general explanation for why vampires drink blood is that it’s symbolic of life. Blood keeps you alive, blood is the sign of a living being, etc. But you know what else is very clearly and consistently symbolic of life around multiple traditions?
Semen.
It’’s the fluid that produces new life, so multiple theological, mystical and cultural stories have it as…
"Should we meet at purple?"
"Nah, I've got a doctor's appointment at purple, maybe green?"
"Yeah I can do green"
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