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4h

Mega Magic Missile, which fires 32 missiles but not all at once - the first one is immediate and never misses, but each one afterwards is delayed by 1 second and follows the exact same path as the first.

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10h

Only War, but there isn’t actually any war and it’s just a series of delays until you get to the battlefield and it’s already over

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17h

magic sword that glows when is senses danger nearby, except the sword has anxiety and is almost constantly glowing

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1d

Instead of using encumberment rules in your D&D campaign, use cucumberment rules instead.

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1d

“I’m not kidnapping the children! They are volunteers for my cybernetic experiments! The parents are just mad they didn’t read the fine print! Look at Little Timmy! He’s having so much fun with the grappling hand I gave him!”

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1d

Channel 4’s Embarrassing Bodies, but it’s all weird magical diseases, curses from artifacts found in dungeons or bought from shady merchants, and encounters with fae gone awry.

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2d

A species of animal will be generally okay with you, if you have a tattoo of them The party is walking through the woods, and a group of bears atack everyone, except the one who has a bear tattoo somewhere

yay i'm safe from godzillas - paper

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2d

You have heard of Doppelgangers, now get ready for the Authentic Grotesques. They use their magic powers to become an EVEN MORE REAL version of you. If anything, you are the impostor.

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2d

Enemy encounter: Dire bacteria. They’re twice the size of regular bacteria.

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3d

Before the campaign has started, the BBEG has already sent an asteroid on an intercept path with the planet Every moment the party’s distracted, the chance of successfully preventing disaster falls, wether or not the villain has a change of heart

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3d

Move action renamed to Scuttle. That will be all.

carcinisation has hit the ttrpgs

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3d

The element of Surprise, found in nature as the semi-pure Surprisium, has been crafted into an alloy in this blade. It will always catch a foe off-guard but, alas, every time you draw it you will also be shocked to suddenly be holding a sword.

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4d

A pirate with a hook eye, peg hand, and leg patch. He is completely unaware that he mixed up what body part gets replaced with what.

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4d

“Aura” is the name of a fictional crop, so aura farming is a legitimate industry. And since it’s seen as tedious work, “aura farming” could be an in-universe analogy for doing something boring instead the internet slang meaning of trying to look cool

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4d

You defeat a mighty wizard and search his chamber to find: two wands of vibration, three potions of Grease (level 1), a large ring of rockskin, a necklace of three power pearls, and a rose of rot (small statuette of a rose which emits a fetid odor and drips a thick yellowed substance. Once attuned may be used to cast Fear at first level thrice per day)

HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT ANOTHER TERM FOR A STATUETTE OF RELIGIOUS SIGNIFICANCE IS A FETISH?

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5d

Tabaxi bard with a parrot who calls themselves the beastly bard. They rap in a familiar cadence, and the parrot says the last word of each line with them. “What’s up everybody I’m the beastly BARD, I joke and I jingle, yeah I’m a real CARD, Laugh in my face, expect to get MARRED I’ll make it look easy when I take you down HARD.”

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5d

Owerpay Ordway: Igpay Atinlay

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6d

from our oneshot: ancient spirits haunting the remnant of a crumbling castle who are in eternal anger because the british museum keeps stealing all their shit

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6d

Dwarves do NOT drink foaming tankards of ale, as some would have you believe. Dwarves drink foaming tankards of foam. Dwarvish ale is like 90% foam, and master brewers can get it to a mousse or whipped-cream-like consistency. They say that as the craft advances there shall one day be ale you need to eat with a spoon. Elves drink hand sanitizer with cranberry flavoring.

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6d

“If you move your hands in this manner instead, you get an effect similar to Firebolt but on a much...

“If you move your hands in this manner instead, you get an effect similar to Firebolt but on a much larger scale, akin to- …what? No, I’m not Magesplaining to you. No, I know you’re a sorcerer, but-”

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Jun 4

The digestive systems of the gods are absolutely 100% efficient, every single atom they consume is used So, they don’t really understand bio-waste They see their precious mortals going to the toilet, and just assume they’re falling apart And the time has finally come, to fix this

The seven seals are open, the seven trumpets are blown and the angels of the abyss have come to put your shit right back inside.

-Pencil

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Jun 3

The reason the party can’t keep rerolling checks is because skill checks are an in-game non-renewable resource. Skill miner spend long hours digging them out in the mines.

Me, shaking my head at the collapsed mine: "Dammit. Skill issue."

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Jun 3

Reverse of the usual pirate campaign: the party are stuck on an island and must deal with the assorted strange types who come to dock there (undead sailors, illithid brain-trawlers, smuggling gangs and spy rings making dead drops, treasure-hunting kobolds, the snurge, etc). Only at the very end do they amass enough ship parts to set sail themselves, after battling the antikraken (land-dwelling kaiju with a singular arm but dozens of hungering mouths).

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Jun 3

Due to THE INCIDENT at the local wizard academy, the city has been flooded with frogs that turn anyone they touch into frogs. It’s the party’s job to clear out the frogs and recover the citizens. Good luck figuring out which is which!

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Jun 2

This dungeon has no snares, traps, blades, pits or poison fog, nothing of the sort. There’s just an un-skip-able fifteen second ad every other time you open a door.

WotC would like to know your location

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Jun 2

The realm has instituted mandatory standardized education and since wizardry is a basic skill like reading, writing and arithmetic everyone graduates primary education with a level in wizard and secondary education with several wizard levels.

this used to be the case, but with cuts on "less employable" subjects you're lucky to find somewhere that offers magic at a-level outside of specialist colleges

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Jun 2

A Sun-hat But whereas normal sun hats block the sun, this thing brings the sun may casue significant scalp burning

On the other hand, you're guaranteed to be the hottest person in the room.

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Jun 1

have a game where if a pc dies whatever killed them replaces them as a party member even a trap or a fall

"this is my party - everwind the elf, simeon the human, and horace the spike pit"

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May 29

This is Miku. Because I can draw Miku. Sincerely,...

This is Miku. Because I can draw Miku. Sincerely, @teto–daily.
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mhm mhm yep totally hatsune miku nothing suspicious here

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