yay i'm safe from godzillas - paper
carcinisation has hit the ttrpgs
Me, shaking my head at the collapsed mine: "Dammit. Skill issue."
Don’t tell the players the rules.
They have to guess. The game can’t start until they reverse-engineer the whole system through sheer luck.
"this is my party - everwind the elf, simeon the human, and horace the spike pit"
New egg-based alignment chart
Eggs benedict
Eggs in purgatory
Devilled eggs
Make critical successes weirdly abstract.
On a natural 20 you don’t know any better practically, but what you did _was_ perfectly aligned with the ontological force of goodness, for what that’s worth.
Pathfinder but you can’t leave established routes. It isn’t called Pathloser, is it?
Foraging rules apply in dungeons too, don’t kill more than half of the wandering monsters or the ecosystem will collapse
The Sea has learnt to Hate
good <--> evil
pancake <--> waffle
Every time you get a Nat 1, something bad happens to Mike Donati.
He’s just some guy somewhere. You don’t know him, and he doesn’t know why he gets these random bursts of bad luck.
Sad but true.
wow yeah this one SUCKS
Every time you use a healing potion, make a d100 roll.
On a 1, you develop an allergy to healing potions and die.
When players give you character ideas, only accept them if their backstory includes the word “red”.
Don’t tell the players, it’ll be a fun puzzle.
Hey, you could make a religion out of this!
this is just how people play 5e
"Really, the evil plan was just to get someone here to listen to my awesome takes"
"We talk to the dragon."
"Ok, that's the lovers. And the lovers again. And the lovers a third time somehow..."
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